Billy graham, Hillary clinton, Al gore, and a little girl are riding on a airplane together, and the plane runs out of fuel. Unfortunately, there are only three parachutes. Al gore takes one, saying "Somebody has to stop global warming, so I can't die here today." Hillary clinton takes one saying "I'm america's smartest woman and i'm destined to become... Read More »
Hipster Abraham Lincoln
That's the chorus in his newly released single, Emancipation Proclamation.
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Do not read these words.
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