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Hipster Abraham Lincoln

That's the chorus in his newly released single, Emancipation Proclamation.

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She's a genius

Billy graham, Hillary clinton, Al gore, and a little girl are riding on a airplane together, and the plane runs out of fuel. Unfortunately, there are only three parachutes. Al gore takes one, saying "Somebody has to stop global warming, so I can't die here today." Hillary clinton takes one saying "I'm america's smartest woman and i'm destined to become... Read More » president, so I can't die here today." billy graham looks at the little girl and says "I'm an old man and will die soon anyway. You take the last parachute." "don't worry" says the little girl, "There's two parachutes left. America's smartest woman just jumped out the airplane with my backpack."