I explained to my girlfriend the Skyrim meme "Arrow to the knee". She laughed and I thought this was great because she rarely likes my humour. Last night when we were getting busy she told be we couldn't go all the way because she had taken an arrow to the knee. I looked at her leg and there was an arrow drawn on her knee. I laughed so much that I didn't miss the... Read More »
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
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