Worst Iron Man Ever
It still took him 2 full days to put it together.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Hairy Old Guy Partying with Babes
Wait until they find out he's not Rich, the Abercrombie model he told them he was.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."




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His nostalgia center -- it's completely overloaded
This store is the bust - er- best.
Honest Signs: when you explain it like that, I guess I'll stop.
Sports of the Future (Blernsball not included)
Tip: if you're asking for money a little joke goes a long way.
Skymall: Horrible products high, high prices.
You can't spell Edita Vilkeviciute without "cute." You also can't spell "Vilkeviciute"
I wanted an empty safe. Give me a refund.
She's not a good kisser, but she gives great hugs.
Oh, hey, you've got something on your face.