My husband has a habit of repeating back what I've said and starting the sentence with "you." This usually works out fine (i.e. "the sky looks beautiful" "you look beautiful"). Today, however, I just finished making a bowl out of sugar and since it was tinted a pretty shade of pink I said, "this looks like jello." I can now tell you from experience the last thing your 4... Read More »
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Do not read these words.