I lived in a an apartment my junior year with 3 seniors 2 were cool one was a major douche, always leave dirty dishes out, room smelled like piss and sweat(the usual crappy roommate stuff). He would also flipped shit when anyone would beat him in a video game, throwing controllers and cursing about how much we would suck and say he just needed to change the audibles and he... Read More »
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The band was going to sacrifice him as part of the show, but he was the only one that bought merch. Even if it was just to eat.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
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Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.




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Oh, hey, you've got something on your face.
Well he's angry. He's got droid rage.
Play some hipster kickball before everyone else finds out about it.
Athletes say the darnedest things
Mrs. Clark hadn't pooped in 40 years. Then this happened.
George R. R. Martin reads three nursery rhymes. Come back in 11 years for the fourth one.
Finally, the transparent bathroom that no one has been asking for.
Presidents indulging in vice. They should be called vice presidents. ... wait.