One. Spicy. Meatball.
You don't even wanna know what he had to do to get that title (wear socks).
Either a Cartoon Network enthusiast or a super grumpy old man.
Even an anal bead enthusiast would admit this is just silly.
"I'll have today's special and a meatball parm to go."
"I got pretty close to Jared's meatball sub, if you know what I mean...."