Oh, cake, you are too hard on yourself.
A very crappy cake. (Yes, it really is a cake)
Yes, getting this cake for your 4-year-old's birthday party would make you a bad parent.
Yes, yes, yes yes.
Ohhh, it's a CAKE, it only _looks_ like an entire raw turkey! Now I'm hungry.
"You may have evaded me today...but there will be others, oh yes."