I did not have sexual relations with that leg.
Finally, something to fend off these hordes of women chasing after me.
You laugh, but if someone starts drowning that sex doll might save a life.
Handicapped sex. Yummy. (via TribalWar)
An accurate depiction of the ever-elusive hamnivore.
"Oh my...huh?...AAAAAH...oooooooh. Ha."