If you're going to ride a movie's coattails, pick something better than Alien vs Predator 2.
All you need is Ahnold to catch a Predator.
To dress as a predator.
THEY TOOK ER JERBS.
For some reason I wouldn't mind being prey right about now.
The choice is yours ladi--even if you're bleeding? Okay, wow, Ryan Gosling it is.