I cannot tell a lie. The toilet's clogged.
That's the third time this week. Can't a guy catch a break?
Oh God, then RIGHT back into the 80s? We can't catch a break.
Lincoln always was a creeper.
Obviously this was supposed to be a Mike's Hard Metaphor. I mean, c'mon man, read between the lines as you run face first into glass.
Four score and 7 beers ago.