The block of cheese is just an appetizer for the entire box of Cheez-Its.
Warning: motorboating may result in death.
I don't know how she's going to get out of there, but I'm sure it's going to be hilarious.
Make sure to strike your attacker upon first friendly, normal greeting.
"While drunk one night we carved a toilet out of a block of ice. Then we did toilet shots. "
"Hey man, there's only one bear that can nickname itself 'Ice,' and that bear is me."