Don't judge a book by its cover. Unless you plan on putting that book in your body. Then it's OK to judge.
"The label on the pill container says 'Vicodin."
For people who don't want to go to frat parties, but want to smell like they did!
This seems like a metaphor for something, but I'm too void of electrolytes to think of it.
Pretty chill. Pretty chill. But what does it do to enforce the elbow rule?
It's only uncomfortable for the entire time.