Stop staring at her cat, gawsh you're so rude.
Quit staring at her bus-t.
"I'd like to have her Sour Patch Kids."
How to seduce a woman: 1) Never make eye contact. 2) Reach through the plastic and fondle her breasts. 3) Ignore her headlessness.
Don't get too handsy with the backrub.
It's double size. Like boobs. Like big boobs.