A spaghetti lollipop.
"Spaghetti and Kangaroos, the only reasons to study abroad."
Don't drink and make pizza.
That kid in the background has seen pure beauty, and now no other pizza will compare.
Until you get addicted to pasta. Then switch back to drugs.
"This is inexcusable! I ordered a pizza with two pepperonis, a slice of ham and TWO Mushrooms!"