Forget middle school, send this kid straight to college! He's got all the skills he'll need.
So that's what "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" means. And all this time I thought it was a metaphor.
Weird. I can hear this picture screaming.
Because we don't really know what this whole "jewish" thing is all about.
Get it, baby.
"We're not bad parents. We only let him have one."