"Excuse me, young man. Why are you photographing your paper, mid-exam?"
It's getting hot in here, so set your boobs on fire.
I think your shorts are on backwards.
Oh no! Sean Hannity was planning on covering this topic in his next show. Now he'll just have to talk about boring politics.
Boobs are boobs. Right fellas?
Excuse me sir, am I a prostitute?