Get your paws off her.
Deep down, he knew that his unreasonable lust for lasers would one day do him in.
So is the guy holding the camera standing in the tub? What's going on here?
Q: Why would anyone buy a cat? A: To give them a bath and make them look like this.
Would it kill you to do the dishes every once in a while?
How I feel trying to recover from a hangover.
What, is this? OPPOSITE DAY?