A true American drinks his feelings.
Beer: for when that make over doesn't come out right
Boobs are boobs. Right fellas?
Excuse me sir, in what aisle might I find the sharpies?
Excuse me miss, in what aisle might I find the bananas?
Forget TV commercials, just focus on point of sale!
Just in case the children locked up in the basement need the extra nourishment.