I SAID GET ME A TREAT!

Bat Boy spotted!

"Ahem, actually this is a 13th century flail."

"None of that concentrate junk."

Who awakes me from my slumber!!!?!

"A kid from my high school made a bet that he would run onto the field naked during the homecoming game. He made it about 30 seconds and was tackled by even more cops and then they covered him with paper banners."

Midas reassured me this was all part of the repair process.

When I squeeze, he winks.

Either Cobra Commander figured out a way to turn Duke into a puppy, or he's the worst villain ever.

"The DJ is actually a science teacher at our high school who doubles as a DJ for parties around Chicago. So once my friends found out about this they hired her for one of the girls high school graduation party."

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

Girls sepia toning out.

Hopefully everyone will behave at night.

Moments later, he was dead.

"I work at a photo store, this was in the 'never picked up' bin."

Is that cocaine?

It may be offensive, but it is historically accurate.

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

You don't want to know where he put the nozzle.

Satisfying my life long fantasy of pissing off a nun.

Who awakes me from my slumber!!!?!

When I squeeze, he winks.

Either Cobra Commander figured out a way to turn Duke into a puppy, or he's the worst villain ever.

"The DJ is actually a science teacher at our high school who doubles as a DJ for parties around Chicago. So once my friends found out about this they hired her for one of the girls high school graduation party."

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

Girls sepia toning out.

Moments later, he was dead.

"I work at a photo store, this was in the 'never picked up' bin."

It may be offensive, but it is historically accurate.

"I still believe that my rights were violated here, this resulted in eviction."

Satisfying my life long fantasy of pissing off a nun.

That's why we send out stickers!

To complete the illusion, make pee pee in your coke after putting on the glasses.

9,600 packs of Marlboro really puts thing in perspective.

"Let's just hope it never acquires super powers."

"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."

The pork company couldn't figured out why their new "FunMeatz!" campaign wasn't winning back vegetarians as planned.

and bend your knees in tiiiime.

Lemon Party - just obscure enough that you can get away with putting it on a sign!

The gas station attendant is also broken.

Who awakes me from my slumber!!!?!

Someone always has to wear the wacky toga.

Moments later, he was dead.

"I work at a photo store, this was in the 'never picked up' bin."

It may be offensive, but it is historically accurate.

"Let's just hope it never acquires super powers."

"My quiet/creepy suitemate Mike left me this hatemail on my desk two weeks befor school ended. I corrected it and gave it back."

and bend your knees in tiiiime.

Which is why I'm surprised more people haven't joined my Church of Cinderellism.

The most insulting part is that these are the credits for Snakes on a Plane.

"He's actually just a seeing eye dog and he was telling her she can't shit there."

Hey! Stop taking pictures and get me my PBR! You are on the quick road to losing your tip, missy!

$15 still seems steep, and I am doing meth while I caption these pictures.

Two great pictures in one!

In Master Chief we trust.

We've all been in this situation at one time or another.

Let me guess - you forgot the keys.

C-? If he's not failing, this deserves an A.

The last picture this camera took.

His first name was "Ohhhhhhhhh"