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There's no need for a ninja death star when you have claws like that. Don't worry, she'll be making out with her Shake Weight soon enough. The female version to the Tuggie is dry clean only. It's a huge rack of ribs waiting to thaw, Flintstones style. Gallery Best Pics of the Week (Jan 7, 2011)
Must be one helluva cupcake. "Baby, if we press our bodies together, maybe it will average into a decent tan for both of us" At the last second the whale pulled back and ran his fingers through his lustrous hair. New Achievement Unlocked: Hearing awesome hookup story from friend at school. Gallery Best Pics of 2010
He got so delicious by stealing Icing Man's power. His worst was picking law school over med school. I can't wait 'til someone nails him with a blue shell. He was pumping that brand new "Jingle Bells" remix, "Bling Bling Bells." Gallery Best Pics of the Week (Dec 17, 2010)
Who you callin' "Fairy" punk? The ole' statue of liberty play. Me iz looky ova shoulder, learnin howz to read. There's no wrong way to do it in Norway. Except this way which is incredibly demoralizing for the servant. Gallery Don't Take These Statues for Granite
It's not sad because he's lonely, it's sad because he cropped out his family. "I should've divorced him when I had the chance," said his miserable wife through a forced smile. The Situation's got a fever and the only prescription is MORE TURTLENECK. When your baby hasn't yet learned to stand, the logical thing is to tape them upright. Obviously. Gallery Awkward Family Photos
Everybody Wang Glove tonight! WARNING: FOR ANAL USE ONLY. Trust me, these things hurt like a bitch. If a girl gets to use those gloves, the guy should at least be allowed to wear a funny hat. Gallery 20 Oddly Sexual Product Names
Don't ask what Santa left under the tree. Merry XXMas. You're probably thinking "How did that mouse get on there?" He's drunk. Oh Keystone tree oh keystone tree... Gallery Best Dorm Xmas Tree
Spelling "State" wrong is really the worst way to show how much better you are than those fancy private school boys. Every purchase goes towards figuring out the age old question: How do magnets work? "In fact, we're now going to charge you double. Times are tough for us." For the homeless anything indoors is utopia. Gallery Best Pics of the Week (Dec 3, 2010)
A wiseguy, eh? Someone FINALLY benefits from their stupid professor's poor wording on an exam. Rhymes with nice. Well you have to operate the machine, so technically the answer is "a little." Gallery Smart-Ass Students
Driver, open up the sun roof and chase down that perp. "So if you get arrested by this cop do you get to ride shotgun? " "Not only is America the only country with police hummers, we're also the only country where police hummers have dubs." I'm sheriff and I get to do whatever I want with the budget! Gallery 15 Great Cop Cars
The _____ student hoped Chuck Norris would net him some bonus points. How does it feel to know you're responsible for the death of an innocent stick figure? Not very creative, I wouldn't have given you full credit. Memorizing correct chemical formulas is a waste of time anyway. Gallery Extra Credit Bonus Madness
"A bacon-wrapped turkey stuffed with mini-tacos." Happy Thanxgiving! Gobbler's Knob Turkey Hand Slap Gallery 15 Thanksgiving Miracles
"I'm sorry, Greg isn't here. But EL GREGORIO IS!" Those Armageddon guys were such noobs. God bless Abearica! File under: What not to do when you steal someone's iPhone. Gallery Best Pics of the Week (Nov 12, 2010)
Working Apple iPhone 4 Costume! Alan from The Hangover Plastic Army Man Star Wars Jamboree Gallery 20 Best Halloween Costumes of 2010
It's only cheating if you get caught, which is obviously what happened to these guys. Please, please let those kids be too short for this ride. "How convenient, I'm hung like a horse."--Guy Who's Too Lame to Get Any from a Horse Girl We shall now refer periods as "Shark Week" Gallery Best Pics of the Week (Oct 29, 2010)
Powerloader from Aliens They're trying to rescue the Prince. Mighty Ducks Dora the Explorer! Gallery Best of Halloween 2008
Best Friends - Let Us Never Forget The Shattered Knee Summer of 2010 Maybe you shouldn't yell "Cannonball!" so loud next time. You've been warned: Hide your kids, hide your wife. The first rule about Fight Club: No loitering." Gallery Best Pics of the Week (Oct 22, 2010)
If dog was really man's best friend, he wouldn't have eaten your entire marijuana crop. Mountain Lion in Background of Hunting Picture And so it begins... "Those dang liberals driving around in their smart cars cutting everybody off" Gallery Best Pics of the Week (Oct 15, 2010)
Can't stay golden forever. Darwin's theory at work. No one in the plane could tell he was watching porn, until his headphones unplugged. They call it a turtle burger because after you finish you can barely move. Gallery Best Pics of the Week (Oct 8, 2010)
He's reached the highest level of grotchdom. The one the prophets spoke of. The Holy Groin. KNEEL FOOLS! The perfect gift for Moth's Day. Yo, you about to get your apples JACKED! "On your mark, get set, stop taking everything so seriously and start acting like a kid" Gallery Best Pics of the Week (Oct 1, 2010)
If it's come to this, you need to reevaluate your friendships--and linen selection. Apparently women wanted to upgrade from the standard battering ram. "Ugh! Tell me about it!"--Terrorists For wet 'n wild "future" call 555-5555 Gallery Best Pics of the Week (Sep 24, 2010)
Stoney Maguire Premature Shocker Holy Robin, Batman! Cityasaurus Rex Gallery Picvalanche (September 23, 2010)
"I was just holding back bitches." You have to beat Urkel-Bot on the last level of the game after he's kidnapped Laura. TaxiCop: "Paid in Full." Coming to CW this Fall. "Just let me put the finishing touches on your tail... and voila! Gallery Best Pics of the Week (Sep 17, 2010)
Summer 2010 was so sick. He literally had to do laundry every single day. Finally! Mmm... babies. The neighborhood kids nicknamed her "Richard Nixon"--because she's also against the gold standard. Gallery Best Pics of the Week (September 10, 2010)
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