Marijuana Smoke Tonight?
Leave the weed out of this! Take me instead!
Leave the weed out of this! Take me instead!
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The Wii is the first video game console where smoking pot actually hinders your ability to play.
The Wii is the first video game console where smoking pot actually hinders your ability to play.
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The edge of the world.
The edge of the world.
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It was a little too sticky.
It was a little too sticky.
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Alright, just say the word when you're ready.
Alright, just say the word when you're ready.
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CollegeHumor's Mother's Day salute to amazing moms everywhere.
CollegeHumor's Mother's Day salute to amazing moms everywhere.
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I'm going to let you off with a warning and a novelty photograph this time, but don't let me catch you again.
I'm going to let you off with a warning and a novelty photograph this time, but don't let me catch you again.
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There's nothing like pooping high.
There's nothing like pooping high.
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NINTENDO SIXTY FOURR!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! YES! YES! YES!
NINTENDO SIXTY FOURR!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! YES! YES! YES!
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Students have over 100 words for pot.
Students have over 100 words for pot.
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Shouldn't you allot more for Saturdays and Sundays?
Shouldn't you allot more for Saturdays and Sundays?
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But did you ever think WHY we eat carrots?
But did you ever think WHY we eat carrots?
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Witches? Really?
Witches? Really?
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I'm so ripped. Hey you know what I could go for? OATMEAL! I'm totally craving some oatmeal. That's a weird word isn't it? Oatmeal. Oatmeaaaal. Oaaaaaaaaatmeeeal.
I'm so ripped. Hey you know what I could go for? OATMEAL! I'm totally craving some oatmeal. That's a weird word isn't it? Oatmeal. Oatmeaaaal. Oaaaaaaaaatmeeeal.
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After this, the smoker got the munchies and ate his friend.
After this, the smoker got the munchies and ate his friend.
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Know what would be killer right now? Some fucking Meow Mix.
Know what would be killer right now? Some fucking Meow Mix.
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Next time you are in Amsterdam, stay at the Novotel. They have the most honest and awesome staff of any hotel in the world.
Next time you are in Amsterdam, stay at the Novotel. They have the most honest and awesome staff of any hotel in the world.
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"636 Dutch Masters with a gram in each makes this a $7,000 poster."
"636 Dutch Masters with a gram in each makes this a $7,000 poster."
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Why, there's enough pot here for the next two weekends.
Why, there's enough pot here for the next two weekends.
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You've gotta ration.
You've gotta ration.
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Next step - hot boxing the insides of an inflatable Grinch.
Next step – hot boxing the insides of an inflatable Grinch.
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The only horse in the world with a Cheetos salt lick.
The only horse in the world with a Cheetos salt lick.
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"A Check + really would've blown my mind to new heights"
"A Check + really would've blown my mind to new heights"
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Which way are we supposed to turn? Where are we going again?
Which way are we supposed to turn? Where are we going again?
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This entire cake was consumed in less than five minutes.
This entire cake was consumed in less than five minutes.
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"Do you want to succeed in college? Bribe your TA."
"Do you want to succeed in college? Bribe your TA."
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You know a pipe is good when it takes three people to operate it.
You know a pipe is good when it takes three people to operate it.
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"No one had any matches, so he decided to take a log from the campfire to light his pipe."
"No one had any matches, so he decided to take a log from the campfire to light his pipe."
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"My buddy took this picture in Afghanistan. Enlistment numbers just rose 95%"
"My buddy took this picture in Afghanistan. Enlistment numbers just rose 95%"
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The rasta pasta sauce is what it sounds like though. These are hippie comm majors, after all.
The rasta pasta sauce is what it sounds like though. These are hippie comm majors, after all.
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It runs on sour diesel.
It runs on sour diesel.
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Oh man, now I lost my keys. Please help!!!
Oh man, now I lost my keys. Please help!!!
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No? Do you take American Express?
No? Do you take American Express?
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Why, what did you think that book was about?
Why, what did you think that book was about?
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Good news mom, I think I've finally decided on a major!
Good news mom, I think I've finally decided on a major!
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A presumably organic pumpkin.
A presumably organic pumpkin.
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You want bongs? I've got twenty!
You want bongs? I've got twenty!
37Fun Fact: the term "wake and bake" refers to a funeral wake where guests bring pastries, cakes, and other assorted baked goods to the widow or widower of the diseased.
