Best Finals Week Ever
A wiseguy, eh?
A wiseguy, eh?
1
If I understood what the hell you were talking about I wouldn't have to worry about studying.
If I understood what the hell you were talking about I wouldn't have to worry about studying.
2
This perfectly represents finals week. The fourth stage in particular.
This perfectly represents finals week. The fourth stage in particular.
3
"Excuse me, young man. Why are you photographing your paper, mid-exam?"
"Excuse me, young man. Why are you photographing your paper, mid-exam?"
4
Incorrect because you spelled it wrong. It should be, "n00b."
Incorrect because you spelled it wrong. It should be, "n00b."
5
This is actually an excerpt from Jazzy Jeff's PhD thesis.
This is actually an excerpt from Jazzy Jeff's PhD thesis.
6
Note to self, don't go to college in Cincinnati.
Note to self, don't go to college in Cincinnati.
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"A Check + really would've blown my mind to new heights"
"A Check + really would've blown my mind to new heights"
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The Greatest Piece of Future Literature Ever Written
The Greatest Piece of Future Literature Ever Written
9
He was held back two years just for this.
He was held back two years just for this.
10
There's something about this picture that's just awesome.
There's something about this picture that's just awesome.
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"Everyone ready for finals?"
"Everyone ready for finals?"
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"My desktop for finals week"
"My desktop for finals week"
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FINALS!!!! COLLEGE!!!!!!! WHOOOO!!!!!
FINALS!!!! COLLEGE!!!!!!! WHOOOO!!!!!
14
Saran wrap isn't just for preserving food...
Saran wrap isn't just for preserving food…
15
Looks like teacher almost made a mistake spelling "indeed". No giraffe can save him from that stupidity.
Looks like teacher almost made a mistake spelling "indeed". No giraffe can save him from that stupidity.
16
The Orgo TA had to take off for "lack of originality."
The Orgo TA had to take off for "lack of originality."
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I'm surprised the teacher even gave him a 6.
I'm surprised the teacher even gave him a 6.
18
You've gotta give him half credit on that one.
You've gotta give him half credit on that one.
19
He deserves at least half credit on the third one!
He deserves at least half credit on the third one!
20
He should have gotten that answer right seeing as how Galactus' Head is ALL KNOWING AND ALL POWERFUL!
He should have gotten that answer right seeing as how Galactus' Head is ALL KNOWING AND ALL POWERFUL!
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"I did this for every question on the test. Easiest 40% I ever got!"
"I did this for every question on the test. Easiest 40% I ever got!"
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In our opinion any use of ninjas should get you at least half a point. Unfortunately, the professor didn't feel the same way.
In our opinion any use of ninjas should get you at least half a point. Unfortunately, the professor didn't feel the same way.
23
How does it feel to know you're responsible for the death of an innocent stick figure?
How does it feel to know you're responsible for the death of an innocent stick figure?
24
"Please expand."
"Please expand."
25
"How awesome is this for getting a test back from a professor?? There are kids being eaten by the dinosaur."
"How awesome is this for getting a test back from a professor?? There are kids being eaten by the dinosaur."
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Love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's looking, doodle like you're a fourth grader.
Love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's looking, doodle like you're a fourth grader.
27
That's a 9 out of 300.
That's a 9 out of 300.
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The answer was 3.
The answer was 3.
29
What happens when TAs grade exams stoned.
What happens when TAs grade exams stoned.
30
I am El Nino! All other tropical storms must bow before El Nino!
I am El Nino! All other tropical storms must bow before El Nino!
31
Have you ever been writing a paper and, out of sheer boredom, you type something silly and vulgar just to see what it would look like? Did you ever forget to take it out?
Have you ever been writing a paper and, out of sheer boredom, you type something silly and vulgar just to see what it would look like? Did you ever forget to take it out?
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Is the idea that an elephant is on the ramp any more ridiculous than a frictionless ramp?
Is the idea that an elephant is on the ramp any more ridiculous than a frictionless ramp?
33
That's only a five point question?
That's only a five point question?
34
I know it's not correct, but this is probably the only time I'll ever be able to answer fisting on an exam so I'm going D.
I know it's not correct, but this is probably the only time I'll ever be able to answer fisting on an exam so I'm going D.
35
The correct answer: never let Lambo get drunk after he's already smoked. He's a disaster.
The correct answer: never let Lambo get drunk after he's already smoked. He's a disaster.
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"I was kinda surprised he knew what I was talking about."
"I was kinda surprised he knew what I was talking about."
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Click the enlarge button to meet a teacher who just doesn't care anymore.
Click the enlarge button to meet a teacher who just doesn't care anymore.
38
A bio major has been waiting years to do this.
A bio major has been waiting years to do this.
39
I identified the kung fu gland for extra credit.
I identified the kung fu gland for extra credit.
40
He also got an F on his poetry quiz later that day.
He also got an F on his poetry quiz later that day.
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His poor stick widow.
His poor stick widow.
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All your pump are belong to us.
All your pump are belong to us.
43
Someone FINALLY benefits from their stupid professor's poor wording on an exam.
Someone FINALLY benefits from their stupid professor's poor wording on an exam.
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'Well technically the substring method could be used to make a robot attack so, yes, half credit.'~The World's Most Generous Professor
'Well technically the substring method could be used to make a robot attack so, yes, half credit.'~The World's Most Generous Professor
45
Sign, it's like you read my mind.
Sign, it's like you read my mind.
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At least he tried.
At least he tried.
47
You forgot to put it all over a hot dog!
You forgot to put it all over a hot dog!
48
Anyone who makes pandas cry is a monster.
Anyone who makes pandas cry is a monster.
49
Faggy ass teacher wants to see me after class, I don't know what that gaywad's problem is.
Faggy ass teacher wants to see me after class, I don't know what that gaywad's problem is.
50
"The test wasn't going well, but I hate being the first one to turn in a test."
"The test wasn't going well, but I hate being the first one to turn in a test."
51
Not very creative, I wouldn't have given you full credit.
Not very creative, I wouldn't have given you full credit.
52
Okay, but say you don't have a vaginometer.
Okay, but say you don't have a vaginometer.
53
"Jesus is the answer to everything, except in biology."
"Jesus is the answer to everything, except in biology."
54
The "real answer" is no idea.
The "real answer" is no idea.
55
I love Superman, but control charts baffle me.
The text reads : "I obviously missed that day and am truly sorry for it. Here is a picture of Superman to make up for the wasted space."
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"They said we could have a one sided 8.5 x 11 cheat sheet, but I decided to make the final exam open book."
"They said we could have a one sided 8.5 × 11 cheat sheet, but I decided to make the final exam open book."
57
What, no partial credit?
What, no partial credit?
58
You got lucky here, just don't try it on the essay section.
You got lucky here, just don't try it on the essay section.
59
Well you have to operate the machine, so technically the answer is "a little."
Well you have to operate the machine, so technically the answer is "a little."
60
Wait, you got that one right and the one below it wrong?
Wait, you got that one right and the one below it wrong?
61
Memorizing correct chemical formulas is a waste of time anyway.
Memorizing correct chemical formulas is a waste of time anyway.
62
"I blanked on the "Idols of the tribe" so I drew the picture of the Indians dancing around a fire. When I got the exam back not only had i gotten credit for the drawing but the professor added a drawing of a Mushroom shaped bong. I asked him about it and
"I blanked on the "Idols of the tribe" so I drew the picture of the Indians dancing around a fire. When I got the exam back not only had i gotten credit for the drawing but the professor added a drawing of a Mushroom shaped bong. I asked him about it and
63
Instead of building a robot to attack the city, you should build one that takes tests.
Instead of building a robot to attack the city, you should build one that takes tests.
64
Only a stuffy Econ professor could possibly think Charles Bronson could kick Chuck Norris' ass.
Only a stuffy Econ professor could possibly think Charles Bronson could kick Chuck Norris' ass.
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I went to class stoned and these were my notes.
I went to class stoned and these were my notes.
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The correct answer is, "retardadisity."
The correct answer is, "retardadisity."
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Ever since he got that skateboard, Chuck E. Cheese has been relatively extrema.
Ever since he got that skateboard, Chuck E. Cheese has been relatively extrema.
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"The drawing alone took up most of the class time."
"The drawing alone took up most of the class time."
69
Maybe the professor is more of an Ali G kinda guy.
Maybe the professor is more of an Ali G kinda guy.
70You know you rocked the final when your professor writes "See Me" in the margins.
