Laziest People Ever
They should have asked me, I have a million ideas for road names. They could call it Super Off-.
They should have asked me, I have a million ideas for road names. They could call it Super Off-.
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Government highway work at its best
Government highway work at its best
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He also bought the attachment that shakes the drops off for him after.
He also bought the attachment that shakes the drops off for him after.
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I'm pretty sure we've put this up before. But a few weeks ago I found out that this is just a few miles from my apartment. So I'd like to put it up again if you don't mind. Thanks.
I'm pretty sure we've put this up before. But a few weeks ago I found out that this is just a few miles from my apartment. So I'd like to put it up again if you don't mind. Thanks.
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TLDNR
TLDNR
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Your tuition at work!
Your tuition at work!
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Try to be a little more considerate. What if a dog had wanted to pee there?
Try to be a little more considerate. What if a dog had wanted to pee there?
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If you can find a store that beats our prices, we'll be very very surprised!
If you can find a store that beats our prices, we'll be very very surprised!
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In other words, one of the finest films ever made.
In other words, one of the finest films ever made.
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"After a long day of drinking and being rowdy at Preakness, my buddy paid a homeless black man $5 to take him back to his car."
"After a long day of drinking and being rowdy at Preakness, my buddy paid a homeless black man $5 to take him back to his car."
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Need some more energy food before we get back to putting out the fire.
Need some more energy food before we get back to putting out the fire.
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As lazy as a INSERT JOKE LATER.
As lazy as a INSERT JOKE LATER.
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I'm busy playing with what came in the box.
I'm busy playing with what came in the box.
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One ice cube for the world's largest scotch glass.
One ice cube for the world's largest scotch glass.
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Laziest cop ever.
Laziest cop ever.
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"My fraternity is really lazy and hired a maid. Unfortunately, it seems that she's even lazier than we are."
"My fraternity is really lazy and hired a maid. Unfortunately, it seems that she's even lazier than we are."
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The Perfect Effort VS Reward Ratio
"I found the perfect effort vs reward ratio, or EvR for short, this semester."
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Lazy man's sausage pizza.
Lazy man's sausage pizza.
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A segway just didn't say "please don't respect me" enough, so they got a cheaper knockoff.
A segway just didn't say "please don't respect me" enough, so they got a cheaper knockoff.
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Last second costume collection.
Last second costume collection.
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That's just lazy.
That's just lazy.
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Laziness gone terribly wrong...
Laziness gone terribly wrong…
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I don't understand. Why would you want to open the door if you weren't leaving?
I don't understand. Why would you want to open the door if you weren't leaving?
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There's my way, and the right way, and I want to be home in time for Cheers so we're doing it my way.
There's my way, and the right way, and I want to be home in time for Cheers so we're doing it my way.
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A classic "not my problem."
A classic "not my problem."
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That explains the tail-shaped area that didn't get painted.
That explains the tail-shaped area that didn't get painted.
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Where did I bury my nuts... you know what, forget it, I'm taking the day off.
Where did I bury my nuts… you know what, forget it, I'm taking the day off.
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"Lazy-ass unoriginal bartenders...."
"Lazy-ass unoriginal bartenders…."
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Never seen a construction sign like this one before.
Never seen a construction sign like this one before.
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Who's going to stop me?
Who's going to stop me?
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Handsfree reading via duct tape. A team of well trained bumblebees turn the pages for him.
Handsfree reading via duct tape. A team of well trained bumblebees turn the pages for him.
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Least ironic thing ever.
Least ironic thing ever.
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Wah- waaaahhhhh...
Wah- waaaahhhhh…
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I hate Mondays.
I hate Mondays.
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This has got to be the most half-assed attempt at scaffolding I've ever seen.
This has got to be the most half-assed attempt at scaffolding I've ever seen.
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How to pump gas for people to lazy to drive around the pump.
How to pump gas for people to lazy to drive around the pump.
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You'd think it would have been easy to get the the scene
You'd think it would have been easy to get the the scene
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We all need some extra motivation now and then.
We all need some extra motivation now and then.
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All I have to do today is pee.
All I have to do today is pee.
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Oh crap, I don't have a Halloween costume yet and we're leaving for the party in 10 minutes. Quick! Somebody name something going on in the news right now.
Oh crap, I don't have a Halloween costume yet and we're leaving for the party in 10 minutes. Quick! Somebody name something going on in the news right now.
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Who says college students are lazy?
Who says college students are lazy?
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"I needed a way to play videogames from my bed." NEEDED.
"I needed a way to play videogames from my bed." NEEDED.
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"I was researching for a paper in criminal justice when i found this sign."
"I was researching for a paper in criminal justice when i found this sign."
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I love the dignity that guy's holding on to... what a comedic genius.
I love the dignity that guy's holding on to… what a comedic genius.
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I understand you don't feel like standing anymore, but...
I understand you don't feel like standing anymore, but…
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This costume looks lazy, but keep in mind the mustache is fake too.
This costume looks lazy, but keep in mind the mustache is fake too.
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"We're way too lazy to install this thing properly."
"We're way too lazy to install this thing properly."
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"This was the information insert for a Nike watch. Apparently people cannot fold things in Hong Kong."
"This was the information insert for a Nike watch. Apparently people cannot fold things in Hong Kong."
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"We ran out of batteries."
"We ran out of batteries."
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This lady's got his bar night philosophy down pat...
This lady's got his bar night philosophy down pat…
50I would write a description and all, but I don't know. Seems like a lot of work.
