20 Oddly Sexual Product Names
Everybody Wang Glove tonight!
Everybody Wang Glove tonight!
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WARNING: FOR ANAL USE ONLY.
WARNING: FOR ANAL USE ONLY.
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Trust me, these things hurt like a bitch.
Trust me, these things hurt like a bitch.
3
If a girl gets to use those gloves, the guy should at least be allowed to wear a funny hat.
If a girl gets to use those gloves, the guy should at least be allowed to wear a funny hat.
4
Have mercy!
Have mercy!
5
"Our cleaning lady dropped by the other day. I guess she's learned to come prepared."
"Our cleaning lady dropped by the other day. I guess she's learned to come prepared."
6
I can't eat anus. Yeah, Atkins.
I can't eat anus. Yeah, Atkins.
7
"Actual product pulled off the shelf in a convenience store in Japan."
"Actual product pulled off the shelf in a convenience store in Japan."
8
What to get your girlfriend when she asks for something "really Gucci."
What to get your girlfriend when she asks for something "really Gucci."
9
Their mascot, Bubbles the Talking Fish Asshole, was quickly retired after children started complaining about nightmares.
Their mascot, Bubbles the Talking Fish Asshole, was quickly retired after children started complaining about nightmares.
10
"Tasted slightly better than it sounds."
"Tasted slightly better than it sounds."
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Obviously the feminists have been meddling with our nut-related products.
Obviously the feminists have been meddling with our nut-related products.
12
"My new way to pick up women by offering samples of my cock sauce"
"My new way to pick up women by offering samples of my cock sauce"
13
"Nothing like a mouth full of Gooch."
"Nothing like a mouth full of Gooch."
14
They make all a wine for everything these days.
They make all a wine for everything these days.
15
European food is so classy.
European food is so classy.
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Made from real sticks!
Made from real sticks!
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I expected this stuff to be much smoother, this kinda burns.
I expected this stuff to be much smoother, this kinda burns.
18
"None of that concentrate junk."
"None of that concentrate junk."
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Sorry, I don't like to wear gloves. Not my style.
Sorry, I don't like to wear gloves. Not my style.
20Studies show that 4 out of 5 guys go with the funny product name over the lead competitor.
