Pegasus Tattoo Takes A Turn For The Worse

"I'm so sorry, I don't even work here." – The tattoo artist

Taylor Lautner Yearbook Quote

The yearbook staff had to photoshop that shirt onto him.

Inappropriate Toy

Years of intense psychotherapy sold separately.

ESPN Penis Sign

Somewhere in there is a hidden message. We're just not sure where.

Moose Hunt Human

Meanwhile, in Canada…

Mom Texts Son About Google Logo

While you're at it, bring back the old Facebook.

What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up

Dare to dream.

Partial Credit For Platypus Drawing

Platyplus 1 point for effort.

High On Acid Bus Stop Ad

She was a real party pooper that night.

Rednecks Grill In Pool

All the fat dripping into the pool does wonders for the skin.

Sexy Girl Human Centipede

It's a good thing girls don't poop.

Homeless Mickey Mouse

It all went downhill after he walked in on Goofy and Minnie Mouse going at it.

Car Wash Has Best Hand-Job In Town

Why get wax off by yourself when someone can do it for you?

Ebay Listing For Imaginary Dog

Shipping and handling was $25 and they just sent an empty envelope.

Dog Not Amused With Cake

It'll take months to burn off those calories at that age.

From Nathan

Siri Recommends Escort Service

"One request. Can I call the girl Siri?" – creepy iPhone owner

Awkward Family Photo

"Kill me." – the cat

Dad Tosses Baby While Dog Humps Leg

He sweats pure testosterone.

Pornography Protester

Put a stop to achy wrists today. Remember to alternate hands and take breaks often.