Spider-Man On Subway

The web cleanup around the city was costing way too much.

Pizza Cone

Just don't feel bad about licking the grease off your hands.

How To Draw A Cat

Oddly enough, if you're drawing a penis, you start by making a cat.

Santa On A Surfboard

He's been out at sea for a month now. Good thing he had all that fat stored up.

Pac-Man Lights

The street lamp at the end of that row is totally a power pellet.

Rebel Girl Doesn't Care About Sign

Being a rebel isn't as dangerous and difficult as Star Wars would have you believe.

From Craxx

Wheelchair Basketball WTF

It's a miracle! How else would he have scored the game-winning dunk?

Girl Takes Photo Of Herself In Shark's Mouth

"Do it again, shark. You looked all mad and stuff in it." – girl

McDonalds Drive Thru Center Playset

It even comes with acne stickers to put all over your face.

Burger Fist

Knuckle sandwiches just don't taste as good.

Baby Mixed In With Stuffed Animals

That would go for $25 anywhere else. Guaranteed.

Rednecks Transport Bull In Pickup Truck

They were on the fence about doing this, then they realized they were white trash.

Missed Curfew Note

This is exactly why he furnished the tree house with all the necessary amenities.

Ninja Hot Pocket

Only a true ninja could handle the searing hot cheese within.

From taylrjohnson

Mom Gets Demon Child Tattoo

Can you get an exorcism on a tattoo?

Cyclist Rocks Christmas Lights Suit

Now when he gets hit by a car they'll know it's on purpose.

Guy Eats Cereal Out Of Toilet

Some people hate cleaning up that much.

Naked Man Pulls Donkey Into Water

You're really making that guy look like a jackass, donkey.