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Keep the Change, Ya Filthy Animal

Cash 4 Gold rocks! Unfortunately no cash for gold rocks.

Cash 4 Gold rocks! Unfortunately no cash for gold rocks.

Cash 4 Gold rocks! Unfortunately no cash for gold rocks.

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Rent-A-Mistress Receipt

Rent-A-Mistress Receipt

"Don't worry, it will only show up as 'Extramarital Affair' on your credit card statement."

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Angry Customer Sends Comcast Gift

Angry Customer Sends Comcast Gift

Thanks for the pre-paid postage, dildos.

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Twilight Office Memo

Twilight Office Memo

Working for J.K. Rowling sure is a drag.

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Wasting Food Charge

Wasting Food Charge

"No, sir, you cannot bring your dog to feed under the table."

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Co-Worker Upset About Justin Bieber Photoshopping

Co-Worker Upset About Justin Bieber Photoshopping

He specifically requested Joe Jonas.

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On second thought, let's make May 20, 2011 a half day. Y'know, just so you can get your things in order.

On second thought, let's make May 20, 2011 a half day. Y'know, just so you can get your things in order.

On second thought, let's make May 20, 2011 a half day. Y'know, just so you can get your things in order.

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Customer Protests on Netflix Envelope

Customer Protests on Netflix Envelope

They were a lot angrier at first, but then they remembered they didn't have to pay for postage.

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Electronic Shocker Signature

Electronic Shocker Signature

The real shocker was using his credit card to buy a pack of gum.

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"But seriously, that spy v. spy fan fiction was really disturbing".

"But seriously, that spy v. spy fan fiction was really disturbing".

"But seriously, that spy v. spy fan fiction was really disturbing".

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Glasses Donation to MLB

Glasses Donation to MLB

Every year dozens of umpires suffer from Awful Call Syndrome. You can help.

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Customer Parking Only Sign

Customer Parking Only Sign

The Chianti owner totally has a scrap metal shop on the side.

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Customer Service at its best.