The Stupidest Customized Bikes
Unicorncycle
"That's okay, son. Don't worry about putting on that helmet."
1
Makeshift Wooden Bicycle
Sure it weighs a ton, but the splinters on your palms are totally worth it.
2
Town Bike
I think I dated her once.
3
Muggle Broom Bike
It's bad enough he's a mudblood, but a mudblood without pegs? What a dweeb.
4
Pink Unicorn Bicycle
Hands down, the easiest unicycle to ride.
5
That bike's a piece of garbage. No, seriously.
That bike's a piece of garbage. No, seriously.
6
Next step - installing a TV in the handlebars.
Next step – installing a TV in the handlebars.
7
It's perfect for going home from Taco Bell.
It's perfect for going home from Taco Bell.
8
It looks even more badass when you mount it on the top of a car.
It looks even more badass when you mount it on the top of a car.
9
Cart-cycle.
Cart-cycle.
10
Don't drum and drive.
Don't drum and drive.
11
If you can afford a great stereo, but not the car to go with it...
If you can afford a great stereo, but not the car to go with it…
12
Horse Bicycle
Horse Bicycle
13
It's a pain in the ass uphill, downhill, and coasting at all. But parking, oh man!
It's a pain in the ass uphill, downhill, and coasting at all. But parking, oh man!
14But you'll look sweet upon the sweet of a bicycle built for fools.
