BEST PICTURES OF THE WEEK (APRIL 20, 2012)
Swiss Army Fingernails
Good, I was looking for a way to open a wine bottle in the grossest way possible.
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"Plan Ahead" Sign Has Glaring Error
Do as I say, not as I do.
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Strangely Dressed Woman at Pharmacy
No pill can cure her sense of fashion.
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Guy Submits Death Certificate of Former Employee with Resume
I'm sure everyone was glad to see him at the funeral.
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Soldiers in Afghanistan Pose with Mustache Guns
In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to look fancy.
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Girl Poses with Giant Giant Anatomically Correct Sock Monkey
Guys with big feet have big socks.
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Ohio Fans at a Funeral
Ohio for life! And beyond!
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Stuffed Animals Reenact Scene from The Lion King
Long live the king
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Guy Drinks Four Beers at the Same Time
This is the most beautiful waterfall I've ever seen.
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Penis Drawn on Sign Complaining about Penis Drawings
If the person who posted this sign expected anything else, he was in denial.
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Express Lane Explains the Number 15 with Fingers
Well, how am I supposed to count that with only two hands?
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Horses Give Each Other a Fist Bump
The most dedicated bronies.
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Family Planning Advice: Use Rear Entrance
That does sound effective.
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Train Advertising Safety Crashes into Car
We said safety begins with you. Not us.
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Sign Touting Accuracy Misspells "Accuracy"
"I pointed out the mistake to the news crew they had no idea. The General Production Manager told me later that they had the banner printed over a year ago, and no one from their staff had ever noticed."
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Human Forces Dog to Smile
Turn that frown upside-down. Here, I'll help you.
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Dog in Cow Cookie Jar Looks Like Strange Animal
I've created a monster! An adorable monster!
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Girl in Tiny Shorts Returns
I know we've already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle. (See related info below).
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Child Very Excited about Beer
He's excited because that's his fifteenth can.
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Caution Sign: Dancing Badly Will Make Snakes Attack You
This is why I don't go clubbing.
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Garage Labeled "Not a Meth Lab"
This garage has never lied to me before.
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