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15 Pictures of Trees That Look Dirty

Worlds Largest Woodpecker!

Size matters.

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Where the sun don't shine.

The "A" part of "T

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Now thats a woodie! (har har)

It's a woodpecker. Get it?

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The part of Mother Nature that she keeps hidden

A lot of bush on this one.

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Took decades, but he finally extended the finger. Unfortunately, the kid who peed on him was long gone.

This is how the trees reacted when they found out we posted all these pictures online.

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Must be a pussywillow. HIYO!

Must be a pussywillow. HIYO!

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Dick Tree

Dick Tree

Complete the illusion by adding people.

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This time of year it does tend to get a little nippy outside.

The "T" part of "T

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This one's funny

Get a grove, you two.

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It's like baby pigeons, you know its out there you just never see it.

This is actually how saplings are made.

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Looks like some rough sex.

And sometimes the trees are caught in the act.

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When this gal says "my vagina is infested by a colony of catepillars", she means it!

Works with ladies too.

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He's got a woody, get it!?

This tree's got wood.

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"Penis tree in Kennesaw, Georgia!"

Of course we're going to see a lot trees that look like dicks. Trees are already pretty phallic. But look at that hand!

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"Hey if i was drunk enough, who knows?"

Don't worry. This isn't just a big sausage-fest. Weird wooden tree genitals from both sexes are welcome here.

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Happy Arbor Day! Celebrate the beautiful majesty of mother nature by looking at some trees that look like dicks.