10 Things that Should Not be on Fire (But Are)
Fire Truck Catches on Fire
Well, at least there's a fire truck there. Go ahead and plug the hose into the hydrant.
1
Hydrant on Fire
Oh… well, then.
2
Traffic Light on Fire
This is probably going to cause some traffic problems.
3
Sims Woman Ignores Burning Baby
Ugh, the baby is always crying, but you can never tell what's upset her.
4
Lawn Mower on Fire
Dad! There's something wrong with the mower!
5
Capri Sun on Fire
A scene from the unreleased low-budget Fantastic 4 movie.
6
Chalkboard on Fire
Take note professors – when you set something on fire the first week, you'll have your class' attention for the rest of the semester.
7
Butt on Fire
Okay, you guys, this joke has gone far enough! There were no aliens! They didn't give me an anal probe and they can't control my mind!
8
Sleeping Guy on Fire
"The shaming went a little to far… good thing he couldn't feel any pain." Choose your drinking buddies wisely.
9
Foosball Table on Fire
As if that wasn't bad enough, the ball is also stuck in the middle of the table where neither player can reach it.
10Ever since early humans figured out how to start their own fires, mankind has longed to take that fire and put it on other things to see if those other things would also catch on fire. "Whoa did you see that?" they would say, "Awesome!" And now, with Independence Day just over the horizon, and everyone reaching for lighters and explosives, here's 10 pictures of things that should not be on fire (but are).
