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These Things Aren't As Gross As They Look

Only Puke

Only Puke

Finally! I'm sick of all these snack mixes that give you only a little bit of puke.

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Donald Duck Tits Salad

Donald Duck Tits Salad

Just like mom used to make.

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Turkey with Cum Sandwich

Turkey with Cum Sandwich

It's either that or jerk chicken.

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Ice Cream Gets Creepier as it Melts

Ice Cream Gets Creepier as it Melts

WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!

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Tomato Butt

Tomato Butt

That's one fine-lookin' tomato.

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"I Love Facials" Gift Package

"I Love Facials" Gift Package

Say I love you without having to say a thing.

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Coffee Taps Make Coffee Come out of Girls' Butts

Coffee Taps Make Coffee Come out of Girls' Butts

Maybe no coffee for me this morning.

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Town of Gross. Population: 3

Town of Gross. Population: 3

One day this town will truly live up to its name and have 144 residents.

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Would You Eat This Toilet Jello Mold?

Would You Eat This Toilet Jello Mold?

Man, this looks like crap.

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Melted Chocolate Bunny Looks Horrifying

Melted Chocolate Bunny Looks Horrifying

I would recommend going with a closed casket.

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Guy's Produce Selection Looks Like Penis

Guy's Produce Selection Looks Like Penis

And here he is taking a pic of himself.

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Biscuit Dough Looks Like Balls

Biscuit Dough Looks Like Balls

Biscuits, fresh from the oven: They're Hot as Balls!

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Sexy and They Know It

Sexy and They Know It

Well, think it.

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Veggie Dogs Look Like Poop

Veggie Dogs Look Like Poop

This food looks kinda crappy.

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Carrot Facial

Carrot Facial

Probably not what your parents had in mind when they told you to eat your vegetables.

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Ugh, you guys are all pervs! Every last one of ya. Except, no, these pictures are pretty gross, no if ands or BUTTS about it. (We're all just having a good time, right?)