These Signs Obviously Aren't Working
Please Don't Climb the Giant Noodle
It's this type of blatant disregard for the system that keeps the Big Noodle people up at night.
1
Emergency Cock Button
Because sometimes you just really need some cock.
2
Car Crash by "Thank You for Driving Carefully" Sign
And now the sign is sarcastic: Gee, thanks for driving carefully… jerk.
3
Confusing Sign Post
Just turn shwiftwase down 14 or go frontwards to go down sideways 58. What's so hard about that?
4
We Will Cut Your Kids
Can't pass up a bargain like that.
5
Flyer Posted in a no Flyer Posting Zone
Fighting the power with puns.
6
Free Cat!
He's just playing possum.
8
Starbucks Instructs Employees To Wash What?
Sometimes, you really need that extra scrub to go that extra mile.
9
Sign Threatens Children
But my dad said he'd be back in five minutes, mister!
10
Comforting Airplane Safety Warning
Oh, I thought all planes were supposed to have one wing made of metal and one of cardboard.
11
Ironic Safety Sign On Bus
Alanis Morissette wrote a song about this once.
12
Life Jugs
Don't play with those jugs – they may save a life.
13
No Gangnam Style Allowed
It's for your safety.
14
No Tape Sign Taped Up
Do as I say, not as I do.
15"KEEP OUT. Or enter. I'm a sign not a cop." YEAH! You are just a sign, I can do whatever I want. But, just to be on the safe side, I'm going to obey.
