Food That Will Definitely Ruin Your Diet
What's Up Dog
Not much, what's up with you?
1
What Do You Think of Holiday-Themed Pringles?
Nothing says Holidays quite like inappropriately flavored chips.
2
Subjective Nachos
Do they tailor-make them to each individual ass?
3
R.I.P. Diet
Like you even started one, anyway.
4
Stoned Cupcake
Man, it's like, it's like I'm food or something, y'know?
5
Breakfast Lasagna
Topped with fresh, creamy, diabetes.
6
Whopper with 1000 Slices of Cheese
Ewwwww, onions.
7
Beer-Battered Deep Fried Pizza Wrapped around a Burrito
What? No ranch dressing?
8
Deep Fried Dollar
USA! USA! USA!
9
Cinnamon Toast Crunch Party
Delicious AND borderline erotically cooperative.
10
This Foodie Life Hack Will Blow Your Mind
It's a gift from the chip gods, use it wisely.
11
Absolutely Disgusting Potato Chips Flavor
Actually, I'll just take the Oysters-Mayo chips, please.
12
Vegetarian Intestine
It tastes just like real intestine, but a little grosser.
13
Freedom Flavored Ice Cream
Freedom isn't free: it costs $3.00 for one scoop.
14
McPizza
Two cheeseburgers, fries, and chicken mcnuggets on a pizza. This is what giving up tastes like.
15
Eclair Dog
The meatclair.
16
Extreme Ramen
We're worried about you. We think you might have a noodle problem.
17
In Case of Fire Toast Marshmallows
Boy I sure would like s'more help in getting out of this burning building HAHAHA AAAAHHH AAAAAAAAH!
18
Your Mom is a Whore Pizza
Not if I eat these two slices. Then she'll just be a "who."
19
Chipotle is Now Selling Baby Burritos
So cute you could become a cannibal.
20
Mountain Dew Dorito Cupcake
I love Mountain Dew and Doritos, but it doesn't have enough calories. Can you help?
21Thanksgiving is coming up soon, hope you're not on a diet. Time to whip out that Pepto and hate yourself for a while.
