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12 People and Animals Who Aren't Excited to Eat Turkey

Grumpy Girl Rides the Happy Train

This Grumpy Girl

Quick! We need more happy on the happy train!

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If she likes that, she'll love being put on a swine's body juggling bleeding porkchops.

This Chubby Girl

If she likes that, she'll love being put on a swine's body juggling bleeding porkchops.

2
Someone didn't do their mandatory lunchtime calestetics.

This Livid Little Boy

Someone didn't do their mandatory lunchtime calestetics.

3
Cat is Unimpressed by Chalk Portrait

This Unimpressed Cat

You can dump as much water on it as you want, but nothing is washing that look away.

4
FU Frog Wants You to Go F Yourself

This Pissed Frog

"Have fun regulating the ecosystem without me. Frogman out."

5
Old Woman Displeased with Elvis Impersonator

This Cranky Old Lady

Don't be cruel? I'll be cruel if I want to be.

6
Tom Brady Is PISSED

Pissed Tom Brady

About either vacuum pizzas or something else entirely.

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The Grumpy Cat Doesn't Like Your Tickles

The Grumpy Cat Doesn't Like Your Tickles

It's like you're not even trying.

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Girl Grumpy About Happy Beginning Nursery School

This Other Grumpy Girl

Happy beginnings not guaranteed.

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Grumpy Birthday Cat

This Party Hat Cat

It's my party and I'll mope if I want to.

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Grumpy Ape Raises Middle Finger

This Angry Ape

"I got your banana right here!"

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"I prefer not to be held"

This Dog Who Prefers Face Over Turkey

"I prefer not to be held"

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It's almost Thanksgiving, but not everyone is all that excited. For these 12 people, it seems the tryptamine overdose is a little too much to handle. Hopefully they're bad 'tudes will lighten up with some of that delicious looking apple pie.