Here's 12 Kids That Could Steal Your Girlfriend
Boss Kid Leans Up Against Toy Car
"Hey baby, have you ever been in the front seat of a toy Cadillac?"
1
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
2
Cool Kid Watching T.V.
"Babe, babe. I'm watching something right now, why don't you get back to making me a bottle?"
3
Ron Swanson as a Child
"I'm just a lil puppy."
4
Kid Drinking from Beer Bong
Taking the "pre" part of pre-gaming seriuosly.
5
Little Girl Rejects Little Boy's Advances
All he needs to do is prepare himself for thirty more years of the same thing.
6
This Kid Gets It
1. Courtside at NBA game. 2. Free candy. 3. Dat ass
7
Kid Really Satisfied by Ice Cream
Diet's still going strong. Today's just my cheat day.
8
Kid Dressed as the Joker
You wanna know how I got this face paint?
9
Gangster Baby
He's got baby swag and a platinum bottle, boobies in his face and makes the ladies holla.
10
Tiny Tony Stark Has More Swag Than You
You should see his weapons of mass destruction (no you shouldn't, that's totally illegal).
11
Epic Basketball Block
The league allows one knee to the face per game. Makes it more exciting for the parents.
12And they'd still be home for nap time. P.S. My name is Chris Hansen, why don't you and your girlfriend have a seat.
