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Here's 12 Kids That Could Steal Your Girlfriend

Boss Kid Leans Up Against Toy Car

Boss Kid Leans Up Against Toy Car

"Hey baby, have you ever been in the front seat of a toy Cadillac?"

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Little Boy Knows the Score

Little Boy Knows the Score

The score about boobs and looking at them.

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Cool Kid Watching T.V.

Cool Kid Watching T.V.

"Babe, babe. I'm watching something right now, why don't you get back to making me a bottle?"

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Ron Swanson as a Child

Ron Swanson as a Child

"I'm just a lil puppy."

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Kid Drinking from Beer Bong

Kid Drinking from Beer Bong

Taking the "pre" part of pre-gaming seriuosly.

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Little Girl Rejects Little Boy's Advances

Little Girl Rejects Little Boy's Advances

All he needs to do is prepare himself for thirty more years of the same thing.

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This Kid Gets It

This Kid Gets It

1. Courtside at NBA game. 2. Free candy. 3. Dat ass

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Kid Really Satisfied by Ice Cream

Kid Really Satisfied by Ice Cream

Diet's still going strong. Today's just my cheat day.

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Kid Dressed as the Joker

Kid Dressed as the Joker

You wanna know how I got this face paint?

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Gangster Baby

Gangster Baby

He's got baby swag and a platinum bottle, boobies in his face and makes the ladies holla.

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Tiny Tony Stark Has More Swag Than You

Tiny Tony Stark Has More Swag Than You

You should see his weapons of mass destruction (no you shouldn't, that's totally illegal).

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Epic Basketball Block

Epic Basketball Block

The league allows one knee to the face per game. Makes it more exciting for the parents.

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And they'd still be home for nap time. P.S. My name is Chris Hansen, why don't you and your girlfriend have a seat.