Here's 15 Products That Really Shouldn't Exist
Introducing Your New Mode of Transportation: The Booter
Pretty nifty, but kicking and pedaling at the same time is not as easy as you might think.
1
Ghost Turds
$1.99 is a steal! I once had to order a new computer just to get those ghost turds.
2
Schnitzel with Noodles Yankee Candle
It comes with a complimentary growler.
3
How Not to Kill Your Baby
It's as easy as not owning a bear.
4
50 Shades of Chicken
Put some spice in your kitchen.
5
Winnie the Pooh Wears Lingerie
No wonder Eeyore seems so damaged.
6
Terrifyingly Realistic White Chocolate Baby Heads
Happy Easter, children. Now find your treats.
7
Hello Kitty Rifle
It would look super cute with those barettes.
8
Buy Some Crap
Goes really nicely with a side of Piece of Shit Garbage.
9
Strange Mushroom Guide Book
First step is going alone into the middle of the woods with no flashlight at 1 AM.
10
Beard Squirrel
Be a man and let something hibernate in you.
11
I Poop Glitter May Be the Worst Toy in History
How sweet, they made a Ke$ha doll.
12
Weird Full Knitted Body Suit
The only way to make love like a man.
13
Lenny Kravitz, Why is Your Scarf so Big?
Good thing, because his crotchless pants are so out of date.
14
Super Mariano is Legit
It's Mario's estranged cousin from Eastern Europe.
15Sometimes, inventions are best left to the imagination. Next time you think to yourself, "yeah, ghost poop. That's a thing that could exist" make sure you are far away from anything that could further your incredible waste of intuition.
