What the Pope Will Do Now That He's Resigning
Perhaps the Pope will become a Nanny
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Now that he can relax, he'll probably wanna work on his form, play some tennis
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But he definitely needs to pick up some new hobbies; like stand-up comedy
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or work towards becoming the first post-pope pedicurist
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or hat salesman
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I bet he's ready to tackle some new careers, like wedding planning
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I mean, he arranges such beautiful flowers, they would look perf at a summer ceremony
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Of course he'll probably take a long awaited vacation
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Maybe head down to New Orleans, check out Mardi Gras
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Even get into some crowd surfing
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Whatever you do, please keep your twitter active, Benedict
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...and don't turn to the dark side.
12Since Pope Benedict XVI announced his retirement this morning, we've been thinking about all the free time he'll have on his hands. I mean, he can start taking those watercolor classes he always dreamed of. Or catch up on House of Cards. Let us know if we're on the right track Mr. Former Pope
