Cat Looks Like He Has Giant Boner, Just Tail
Is that just the angle of your tail or are you happy to see me? Oh, the former? Makes sense.1
This time of year it does tend to get a little nippy outside.
This time of year it does tend to get a little nippy outside.2
Spread Leg Tree
"Hey if i was drunk enough, who knows?"3
Worlds Largest Woodpecker!
Worlds Largest Woodpecker!4
Be careful, it might prick you.5
"I like to do it with the lights on."6
These 'gummies' are not very long or hard.7
Festive Elf Junk
On Christmas, you're either horny or nice.8
Writing papers for English class would be much more exciting.9
Guy's Produce Selection Looks Like Penis
And here he is taking a pic of himself.10
Frozen Gatorade Looks Like Penis
Is that frozen Gatorade or are you just happy to see me?11
$20 to any guy willing to stick it into that12
There's a slight difference between growing man and growing a man.
There's a slight difference between growing man and growing a man.13
Fat Arm Makes Girl Look Naked
Damn, girl, your arm is lookin' fine.14
Man Appears to Be Giving Statue a Blow Job
This man REALLY appreciates art.15
Olympic Swimmers Look Naked
Nothing Sexual Going on at Beach
Just a bunch of people enjoying the beach. Nothing unusual here.17
Biscuit Dough Looks Like Balls
Biscuits, fresh from the oven: They're Hot as Balls!18
Cracked iPhone Looks Like Two Penises Touching
"Hey Apple, I'm not gay, I'm just drunk."19
Can I Get My Penis Medium Rare?
Imagine the possibilities with your penis being a third arm.20
Not a Vagina
"Oh my huh? AAAAAH oooooooh. Ha."21
C'mon, guys. Get your mind out of the gutter. Or don't. We're not here to judge your pervy brain. Here's 20 of the dirtiest clean photos to sexually confuse you.