"These mattresses aren't actually tied down; The driver and passenger were holding the bungee chords."
"I'm sure you hear this all the time, but I'm looking for something that seems like a sex-toy, but completely isn't...."
A fat guy, Chris Kirkpartick and a midget. That sounds like the beginning of an awful joke, but it's just another day at a Orlando Magic, whose playoff run IS the awful joke.
Found this on an afternoon in the backwoods of South Carolina. I'm guessing the orange is for Clemson.
What do you think is faster, this thing or the Batmobile? Trick question - nothing is faster than the Batmobile.
That's right, a television belt buckle. For those of you who think you may have misread those three words let me type them again - TELEVISION BELT BUCKLE!