Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
While you're at it, bring back the old Facebook.
Aww, time to mend that broken Mass Effect 2.
Slow and steady wins the dating game.
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
I know we've already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle. (See related info below).
Boobs are boobs. Right fellas?
Twerking is not for the weak of heart. Or skull.
There's heroes, and there are legends. These people probably aren't either. JK, love you Sandlot.
American ingenuity at its finest.
Perfect for setting the never wanting to have sex again mood.
Changing your profile pic is truly the _least_ you can do.
Get yer stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape.
Aww, he has his daddy's grimace.
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Anything you say, wise magical sloth!
Ticket prices these days sure do hammer you.
Return to dystopic sender.
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
No shave. No, never.
I'm so happy someone finally understands why I got all my teeth removed.
But you should stop.