Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
Did you feel that bump - did we just drive over something?
And you thought your parents embarrassed you...
Gas, food, and bong hits.
"The message on the bottom was on the screen the entire show, and the guy was swearing like crazy. He kept mentioning people he wanted to kill, and after he said the name he would scream, 'DIE! DIE! DIE!"
"The townies across the street were selling their bikes." Well, at least they managed to spell "for" and "sale" correctly.
Love lost and found again.
And you thought the Pizzaz was only good for pizza.
Meet the beer gun - it pressurizes an upside down bottle and pumps a beer down your throat in under two seconds.
Who else has something this impressive to show for their first month and a half of school?
Dude, next time just tuck it in your waist band.
Sometimes, you have to go with the classics.
Congratulations to Rutgers football fans who, for the first time since 1976, have an excuse to get blackout drunk on Saturday afternoons!
Jesus! I almost hit that truck.
Ingenuity is so much more important than memorizing the periodic table.
Everyone thought I was disgusting, but in fact I was just hiding a handle of Captain.
"We were all drunk and the pizza place's number wasn't in the damn book." A phone book without a pizzeria's number is practically garbage anyway.
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