"Not enough money for beer. So we filled the cups with ranch dressing, barbecue sauce, bacon, milk, pizza sauce, and other random food and drinks we found around the kitchen."
I wish my car had a cup holder like this.
Ummmm... yes!
Beer pong moves into a new dimension.
Another "sorry, it was too late" Deck the Gals.
"A late 'deck the gals' contest submission..." Boooo!
Gotta have extracurriculars for your resume.
"My chin was once raped by one of those troll dolls."
Apparently nobody showed up for the party.
"I covered my nipple so it was still PG."
"I woke up to this on my desk from the night before. Aparently the cop that drove me home after finding me passed out behind the wheel of my parked car gave it to me so I would know!"

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