Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
It's also boiled.
To actually wax your chest for a 40-year-old virgin costume - that's dedication.
When your friends commit to an A-Team group costume, your BA Baraccus is the anchor. Like anybody's going to recognize Murdoch.
If someone passes out outside and there's still daylight, it doesn't matter if they are still wearing shoes. Everything is fair game.
You know you want me.
Hey baby, I see your into novelty dirty shirts - me too. I've got one at home that's about Dunkin' Donuts and pot. Can I buy you a drink?
18? I'll give you 15.
Oooh that sounds good.
He passed out covered in flour and brown sugar. We just added the protein powder and regular sugar.
"I asked him to do a physical challenge and he just threw up on my feet." Is that Mo?
St John's Superheroes
Great, look who just ruined Halloween. You know you're like the A-bomb - everyone's laughing having a good time and you show up BOOM! Everything is dead!
It would be a better costume if you were naked.
"The inside of this pumpkin smells of rich mahogany."
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