He didn't last as a middle school teacher.
I like those odds!
"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"
An inefficient, but fun, way to get drunk.
Someone should just develop a pixel shaped tattoo gun.
The fine is 20 dollars and a new nickname.
Our school's plan? Shame them into achieving.
"On our April snow day, with classes canceled, 98% of the school decided to start drinking. The chem free freshman hall had other plans, as they barricaded East Hall residents into their dorm with two huge snowballs."
Jog shemash!
"Too redneck to be ghetto, too ghetto to be redneck."
How about something more original, like "kick me."

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