Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Thanks to the person who submitted this for not including their wiener in the picture.
He didn't last as a middle school teacher.
Her bird stationary makes me think she isn't the kind of mom who appreciates this.
Maybe spreading stories like this is how they're attracting new rushes.
"I'm in a Mythology course and found this depiction of the Fertility Goddess Matronae."
I like those odds!
My mom told me to pick you up. Just get in the car, I've got lots of leafy greens. You like leafy greens, don't you?
"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"
An inefficient, but fun, way to get drunk.
Someone should just develop a pixel shaped tattoo gun.
The fine is 20 dollars and a new nickname.
Our school's plan? Shame them into achieving.
"On our April snow day, with classes canceled, 98% of the school decided to start drinking. The chem free freshman hall had other plans, as they barricaded East Hall residents into their dorm with two huge snowballs."
"Too redneck to be ghetto, too ghetto to be redneck."
How about something more original, like "kick me."
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