Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Gooch got picked on his whole life, now he's passing the torment on to a building.
What's so scary about a large bearded man who breaks into your house to eat cookies?
Surprisingly effective blockse.
I thought most floops were wet? Isn't their natural habitat the water?
Uh oh, we're going to have to eat these six real quick.
"Be careful when you party with people from other schools. Got drunk with my Texas A&M friends and woke up with this in the top of my head."
A bong larger than you are seems like a great idea, until you realize there's no way to hit it.
Not quite as inviting as a barber pole...
In case you can't read it - "Freedom isn't free."
A snowman made of five balls.
"Walked in to the lobby of my dorm at 3:30 and found these two passed out, computers still on their laps. One hell of a Crazy Saturday Night."
Leave negative comments at your own risk.
So remember, if there's a dead mouse hanging on the door I'm in there with a girl.
Snow me the Money is taking off, and most of the country hasn't even seen an inch yet. Remember, you've got until March 10th!
"This tattoo is actually for my younger brother (who is a marine), whose nickname is the manwich. I got it for him the day before he left for Iraq. He loves it. Also, my parents were present for the tattooing."
I'd like to give her some maxillofacial surgery... with my DICK!
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