"Challenger Joe Gatti of Canada, left, hits defending champion Sven Ottke of Germany during their IBF Super Middleweight title bout in Leipzig"
"My office mate is a geek. He never misses a day of work. So when he finally called in sick, we spiderwebbed his office."
I can imagine some drunk guy having sex with her. Not because he thinks she's real, but because he just doesn't care.
"Anal Front?" Guys, the goal is to create something clever and coherent, not just a jumble of dirty words.
"Villanova is the SHIT! Look on the bed and on the floor... yes, yes it is... it's human shit!! Kid shit his bed after a night of drinking."
"I was in Amsterdam this summer for "study abroad" purposes and this bus pulled up. It was really funny at the time." STILL IS, BRO!