Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The ball boy's job is to do the coach's bitch work.
If you think I don't know real estate, you don't know Jack Crapo.
Sorta like a Freshman dorm.
For a real challenge try two parts natty, one part gin.
Sometimes it's stuck so good, going in through the waistband is no longer an option. You have to go up through the bottom of your shorts.
What is a Honda but a $15,000 mobile beer pong table?
Hello, 9-1-1? I know this is going to sound like a joke, but I got my dick stuck in a snowman.
Gotta be careful when you're pounding the Hamm's.
Q: What's better than mud wrestling? A: Indoor mud wrestling.
It's going to be a rough Thursday morning for him.
Nothing brings friends together like a six person beer bong.
"That's a full keg on the table for some 3 on 3."
I'm all in. Literally.
"Good concept for a prank, but keep in mind, at the end of it all, you still have to handle your own feces."
"I got drunk before and during class. I blacked out during lecture and stumbled home. Its about 2 pm in this picture."
Nothing is quite as redundant as drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon and wearing a shirt identifying yourself as white trash.
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