Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
Adam Ruins Everything
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
"Mount Keystone? I don't want to talk about it-we lost a lot of good men out there."
Most people who break their ankle three days before their 21st birthday would just sulk. This girl turned lemons into lemonade.
Are you the police? No m'am, we're pumpkins.
If you know four willing girls, why not live the dream for one night?
"Colbert was the grand marshal of Northwestern's homecoming parade."
"This kid let anyone who wanted to open-handed slap him as hard as they could."
With the money you spent on all that natty, could have bought fifteen items off the McDonald's dollar menu.
PLEASE, TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!
If only it were a DeLorean.
I can't drink my Mike's Hard unless they are chilled.
What a sucker - this actually says "I'm a huge tool" in elvish.
Gilligan's Island's professor finally builds something useful.
"So this dude's dad is rich as hell, and buys him whatever he wants. His dad has $100,000 into his 350Z, and he's wrecked it once before. I walked out of class one day to find this, and it was one the best moments of my life."
Did you know Jews control all the coincidences in America?
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