Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Imagine how blatant he would be if Lindsay Lohan was his Hermione.
I don't know why I'm even watching the game, my bracket's totally busted.
Rudolph with your nose so bright, I need you to start game 1.
Not saying you're a front runner but who roots for the Red Sox, the Phillies, the Colts, and America?
Do alcoholics dream of drunk sheep?
"Oh I'll listen for their call all right," said the man who thought anything could be innuendo.
Like legos that get you drunk!
He's leading the world's only invisible marching band.
It's like your ass has a bouncer.
I want to throw a bowling ball at it so badly.
What's the ruling here - are they disqualified, or do they get to finish the game?
The perfect woman?
What's with your generation and all these landing strips?
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