Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It's amazing he can shoot at all with such limp wrists.
According to Wikipedia, "Most ordinary consumers find the taste of Steel Reserve to be unpleasant, even when compared to other low-priced beer."
He's apparently never used a toilet before.
Big deal, it's vanilla.
A controversial standpoint.
Not directly under, but we're not complaining.
"I mean, who wouldn't want to sit under this tree?"
If you get a nerd drunk enough and start playing the starman music from Mario Bros., he will believe he's invincible.
"Redneck time out."
That must not be how you spell "faggot."
Just tuck it into the waist band before she looks down.
Oh it's okay, mine don't smell.
"When you walked up to it, the baby started peeing. When you walked away, it stopped. I drank it"
Dumbass doesn't even know he's being shamed.
I itch, beeyotch.
Once again proving my theory that boobies love boats.
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