"Back when being in College was cool.. 1980.. Yeah!! Man!! REO Speedwagon Rules..."What, college isn't cool now? What about my 1998 Eclipse?
I wonder how many people are about to honk, then realize the point of the shirt, then shit their pants.
"From the people who brought you the CondomMobile... bowling ball + trash bag + box fan + duct tape + 4 bags of ice = poor man's air conditioner!"
"Hi. My name is Wilbur Hopkins. I just finished my B.Sc. (chemistry) degree at the University of New Brunswick in Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada."
"Ha- after God knows how much beer and 3 bottles of hot sauce. The joys of fraternity hazing- except it was voluntary." RIGHT.
"A funny advertisement outside a Subway restaurant in Airlie Beach, Australia. I just hope that Jared guy isn't involved in any way..."