Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Oh, like a polar bear."
Thanks for doing the math for me. How many until the exit if I'm on the 7nd floor?
What it's like to be in Chicago right now...
Authroties are currently looking for a bald man who may be going by the name "Carl." He is believed to have run his operation somewhere in or around New Jersey.
Even Sony employees cannot resist the Wii.
Either someone is crazy and having a wake for her dog, or other dogs have figured out how to place obituaries in the newspaper.
That's a typo. It should read, "excellent!"
I hope you know what you're doing and didn't accidentally write them a two million dollar check.
"I was driving behind this idiot for about 15 minutes, he was screaming out his window and flicking people off."
A classy Dukes of Hazzard - maybe they are bootlegging champagne.
Here's to hoping I get at least one insertion on Valentine's Day.
You can't sell dangerous bomb making equipment to children!
Enough snow penises! Any snaginas out there?
For my next trick, I will make the contents of this bottle pass through her back, into her stomach, and finally back into the toilet.
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