Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I think I figured out the secret to the gallon challenge - drink purple milk! Oh wait, nevermind.
Wake me up when we get the ball back.
I know my rocket skis are what put you in the wheelchair, but I really think one is going to work.
Hmmm.. I wonder what salt in tabasco sauce tastes like?
That's what we we're doing wrong. I plugged it into the couch.
In the Nayv
You must get some interesting stories working as an undercover Texas Alcohol and Beverage Commission Officer.
Simon says... put your hands on your head.
Most hardheaded guy in the world: "Nobody tells me what to do!"
Conveniently located 2 blocks away from Holy Trinity Community Baptist Church.
Frank: "That's alright, I don't even know what this pussy thing I have is called."
I thought I was doing 4 officer, 5 at the most.
By "we're not quite sure what happened," they mean "we're not sure we want to know what happened."
Must provide own beer, firearms.
A lot of girls think Halloween is just an excuse to dress up slutty, but the truth is they don't need an excuse.
This isn't going to work for two reasons. One, it's stupid. Two, there's no food in there.
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